Guess we're just gonna have to have a competition of who's the real asshole here. [SPOILERS IT IS ABBACCHIO. But then, he's never shy about that, so you know.

He squeezes Avdol's hand.]

You won't disappoint me. You're fucking handsome, and I don't know anything about Egyptian fashion but I wanna see what you put together. [He reaches up, idly playing with Avdol's ponytail.] I'm gonna like it.

I am good at exactly two things: making tea and looking good, so I can't really hold back on the second one.