Oh, like you never did something dumb just to impress somebody you liked! Come on, you never showed off or acted a certain way just to get someone to notice you?

[She leads the way eagerly, alternating half between tugging him along and half between facing him while walking sideways-backward to do it, as they head toward Prissy Polyp, which is already attracting a lot of business thanks to their new clothing line and their killer doorbuster deals.]

Hey, look up there! Fifty percent off!