[This is very weird. Not bad, but weird. Like they're parodying shitty puritan culture or whatever, holding hands chastely on the couch. Which, again, not bad, but he's also been restless these past few days, fighting too hard, nearly vibrating out of his skin with something that isn't quite energy.]
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Yeah, but we're not banging.
[That's rude. And direct.]
Got any other suggestions?