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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:14 am (UTC)
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Make him laugh! I bet nobody's given him a reason to laugh in like, a billion years.
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:15 am (UTC)
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oh yeah im a real fucking comedian
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:18 am (UTC)
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He's a vampire and you love that kind of stuff. Tell him spooky jokes!
Here's a great one: what did the ghost eat for breakfast? Ghost toast with boo-berry jam!
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:20 am (UTC)
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oh my god
that's really cute but i don't know if that would make him laugh
all my jokes are raunchy
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:21 am (UTC)
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Mmmmmmm I think Dracula-san is pretty polite. He's royalty after all! Or at least nobility, I think.
Okay, okay, here's another one! What did the vampire say when the show was over? Bat's all, folks!
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:22 am (UTC)
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please dont stop i love this
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:24 am (UTC)
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What happens when a vampire gets sick???
He can't stop coffin!
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:25 am (UTC)
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fuck how many of these jokes do you have
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:26 am (UTC)
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I lived all by myself in a boring alley for fifteen years. What do you THINK I did with all my time?
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:27 am (UTC)
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apparently coming up with goofy halloween jokes
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:33 am (UTC)
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What unit does an undertaker use to measure his coffins?
GRAVEYARDS
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:34 am (UTC)
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you're a goddamn delight
you should tell him these jokes yourself
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:38 am (UTC)
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Do you think so? He did ask me if I wanted to go out with him sometime. Maybe I can come up with a bunch of them to tell him while we're out...
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:39 am (UTC)
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absolutely
tell him i'm serious
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:40 am (UTC)
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SERIOUS ABOUT WHAT
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:40 am (UTC)
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serious about telling him your jokes??
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:42 am (UTC)
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OHHHHH sorry I read that wrong, I thought you meant that I should tell him that you're serious about something.
I got all excited for a minute!!
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:42 am (UTC)
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excited about what!!
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doreimi
2019-10-04 02:45 am (UTC)
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about you possibly being serious about dracula-san
becauuuuuuuuuuuse
WHEN YOU GET SERIOUS WITH A VAMPIRE THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE
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teaserving
2019-10-04 02:47 am (UTC)
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you're a regular comedian reimi ❤️
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Here's a great one: what did the ghost eat for breakfast? Ghost toast with boo-berry jam!
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that's really cute but i don't know if that would make him laugh
all my jokes are raunchy
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Okay, okay, here's another one! What did the vampire say when the show was over? Bat's all, folks!
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He can't stop coffin!
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GRAVEYARDS
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you should tell him these jokes yourself
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tell him i'm serious
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I got all excited for a minute!!
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becauuuuuuuuuuuse
WHEN YOU GET SERIOUS WITH A VAMPIRE THERE'S A LOT AT STAKE
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