From personal experience, they're much fonder of sitting on the chest. Flatter, typically, and more steady. Plus, a little dip in the cleavage to tuck their legs into if they get stiff! The amount of times I'd wake up and they'd all be huddled around me with one sitting on my chest was...A little too much!
AHHHH I knew it that's hilarious! There's a real word for that! Is there a word for ladies too? There should be. I can't believe future slang is so all-encompassing though!
Says you! I don't know if you've noticed, but we're both rather well-off as far as the chest area goes? So they'll adapt to you with ease.
Honestly though, that's fair. There's a certain punch to the term that keeps it casual that I think any adaptation might lack, and it keeps the concept going, so why not? ...What other slang words do you have though? I always forget that I'm so far behind you in time, to be honest...I kind of want to know what I've missed out on.
that's kind of hard to say i never really thought about the gaps between time like that well the internet's starting to be more commonplace so that has a lot to do with it kind of like the network they use here in lunatia
Should I compliment your eyes instead, then? Or perhaps your mouth? I always want to touch your cupid's bow, to be honest; your mouth is so much more sculpted than mine, and I can't help but be fascinated by the shape.
That's alright, I was mostly teasing anyway. I feel as though I haven't made the most of having a glimpse into the future, though...But I don't know what I should ask, since I'm not exactly big on pop culture in the first place. All I know is that clearly Italian fashion has stayed very much ahead of the global game.
hey you can compliment whatever part of me you want i could name off a lot of parts of you i love
im kind of the wrong person to ask about pop culture shit i always used to rag on narancia for listening to his shitty american rappers but you know my tastes if i think of any other slang i'll make you a listen haha
oh yeah that's never gonna change i mean unless fugo shows up but that's just fugo
If you threaten me like that, I'm forced to stifle my adoration for you in turn out of anticipatory embarrassment!! Absolute torture!!!
Maybe this is my cue to give up on being Cool though? We're both classical beauties, fond of things beyond the wear of time. ...Or that's how I make myself feel better about my predicament, anyway. For you it's just accurate.
Do I
do I want to know how he dresses? I don't think I've heard of Fugo, to be honest, but I take it he's another one of your friends, naturally.
aw how horrible ;) that's ok you're still incredibly handsome
sure if that's how you wanna describe me we used to crank our respective music to try to outdo each other it was so stupid
well i think talking about him is hard for any of us i sort of miss him but anyway i think explaining what happened with him would be a long story i realized there's some shit i haven't shared yet i probably should anyway he wore a suit full of holes in it like some kind of swiss cheese statement and it was fucking stupid but he's a kid so what can you do
That's it I'm divorcing you and taking the children, you have toyed with my fragile ego for the last time!!! You and your coy text-based faces!! I can only handle so much seduction from you!!!
Isn't friendship just being stupid together, though? The stupidest thing I ever did with Polnareff was peeing on an enemy together. That's just how you establish a manly bond with each other; you do idiotic things like blasting music and whipping it out during a fight. ...And not telling your friend that his suit is full of holes apparently, though that's more kindness and understanding of the fact that we all indeed do incredibly stupid things in the name of fashion when we're children, haha! I wanted so badly to get a poncho like Les Petits Chats...
You know that you don't have to share anything, though. If you want to, however, I'll always listen.
i wish i could say i was even a little surprised and now i definitely know i have no grounds to shock you with a damned thing wow look you don't know fugo there's only so much im willing to piss him off about but i guess right now he has no grounds anyway aw that's cute you'd look nice in a poncho
no it's more like i respect you so much that i know you should probably know other parts of me sure you know the worst thing i've done but there are other things too things im not 100% proud of but not as ashamed either
You get weekend custody so you can be the cool parent and I get to be hated by them, don't worry.
...I'm
worried about how I come off if you're not surprised by that
but also grateful somehow? Polnareff thought I'd gotten brain damage from being shot when I suggested that but then again, you are infinitely more observant. Hm. That's rather cryptic though, Leone. Did he do something that you get to bully him with so that...He can't use his assumedly extreme temper against you? what does this have to do with him wearing holes.
(Trust me, Les Petits Chats were the only ones who could look good in the ponchos, and that's because they had handlebar moustaches as well. It was a look that I will never make my own.)
AH I get it now, sorry! Things that are important, but not make or break. Just things that you want to share so that I can know you. Then I definitely want to know these things! I honestly can't think of much that I could share in return, though...I feel a little boring sometimes.
mohammed the first time i met giorno i pissed into a teapot and poured it into a teacup and served it to him because i already knew that fucking brat was gonna be the worst thing
look we'll get to fugo i'd rather talk about that kind of stuff in person it's a tough story about him lots of conflicting feelings
(if you grew a handlebar mustache i would lie to you and tell you i liked it even though i probably wouldn't)
god you are so far from boring. i think you're incredible. you've been places, you've seen so much, and you make me smile so fuck you
I can't believe we were destined to be, united by our tendency to use piss as a weapon against those who wrong us. I can't believe that you would lie to me about horrendous facial hair. I can't believe that I'm so lucky as to have you think I'm interesting at all, yet here we are, romance is alive, and I have never been more in love!!!
I also can't believe you wouldn't be interested in a moustache ride, but we can save that for another day.
Also, we can save the Fugo conversation for whenever you're up to it, of course; I doubt that I'm going to die without knowing the full story, so at your leisure! As long as I don't have to worry about socking him in the face should he ever arrive, we'll be fine.
when i see you again i wouldn't mind talking about him and other shit for a bit. because hey if you're in it for the long run you should probably know anyway and like i said i want you to know. nah dont punch him he'll scream and try to stab you with a fork or something besides i cant blame him for how things turned out
Kings of Urination and Devastation, apparently. I won't complain about sharing the title with you.
On one hand, I see your point. On the other, I really can't imagine that I'd look good with any moustache, so the point feels moot altogether. The fact remains that you'd turn down a perfectly good bout of whisker chafe!!!
How about this. You tell me about Fugo, I'll tell you about my mother, and we can eat way too much trashy food while we do so. Deal?
A good thing I think I'd look bad with facial hair, then! You're spared this time.
I know. If I had more things to share, I would! It's just all rather plain, really. But then again, I guess everyone thinks that about their own history, don't they? So I'll do my best to share things, even if I think they're dry as sand.
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bro..........................................shhhhh its ok bro were havin a moment
AHHHH I knew it that's hilarious! There's a real word for that! Is there a word for ladies too? There should be. I can't believe future slang is so all-encompassing though!
BRO..........................
and you do have a pretty fucking nice chest so i can see that
i think girls use it too? i haven't heard a similar term for them and i've heard them use it sometimes
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Honestly though, that's fair. There's a certain punch to the term that keeps it casual that I think any adaptation might lack, and it keeps the concept going, so why not? ...What other slang words do you have though? I always forget that I'm so far behind you in time, to be honest...I kind of want to know what I've missed out on.
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that's kind of hard to say i never really thought about the gaps between time like that
well the internet's starting to be more commonplace so that has a lot to do with it
kind of like the network they use here in lunatia
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That's alright, I was mostly teasing anyway. I feel as though I haven't made the most of having a glimpse into the future, though...But I don't know what I should ask, since I'm not exactly big on pop culture in the first place. All I know is that clearly Italian fashion has stayed very much ahead of the global game.
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i could name off a lot of parts of you i love
im kind of the wrong person to ask about pop culture shit
i always used to rag on narancia for listening to his shitty american rappers but you know my tastes
if i think of any other slang i'll make you a listen haha
oh yeah that's never gonna change
i mean unless fugo shows up but that's just fugo
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Maybe this is my cue to give up on being Cool though? We're both classical beauties, fond of things beyond the wear of time. ...Or that's how I make myself feel better about my predicament, anyway. For you it's just accurate.
Do I
do I want to know how he dresses? I don't think I've heard of Fugo, to be honest, but I take it he's another one of your friends, naturally.
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that's ok you're still incredibly handsome
sure if that's how you wanna describe me
we used to crank our respective music to try to outdo each other
it was so stupid
well
i think talking about him is hard for any of us
i sort of miss him but
anyway
i think explaining what happened with him would be a long story
i realized there's some shit i haven't shared yet i probably should
anyway he wore a suit full of holes in it like some kind of swiss cheese statement and it was fucking stupid but he's a kid so what can you do
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Isn't friendship just being stupid together, though? The stupidest thing I ever did with Polnareff was peeing on an enemy together. That's just how you establish a manly bond with each other; you do idiotic things like blasting music and whipping it out during a fight. ...And not telling your friend that his suit is full of holes apparently, though that's more kindness and understanding of the fact that we all indeed do incredibly stupid things in the name of fashion when we're children, haha! I wanted so badly to get a poncho like Les Petits Chats...
You know that you don't have to share anything, though. If you want to, however, I'll always listen.
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i wish i could say i was even a little surprised and now i definitely know i have no grounds to shock you with a damned thing wow
look you don't know fugo there's only so much im willing to piss him off about but i guess right now he has no grounds anyway
aw that's cute you'd look nice in a poncho
no it's more like
i respect you so much that i know you should probably know other parts of me
sure you know the worst thing i've done but there are other things too things im not 100% proud of but not as ashamed either
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...I'm
worried about how I come off if you're not surprised by that
but also grateful somehow? Polnareff thought I'd gotten brain damage from being shot when I suggested that but then again, you are infinitely more observant. Hm.
That's rather cryptic though, Leone. Did he do something that you get to bully him with so that...He can't use his assumedly extreme temper against you? what does this have to do with him wearing holes.
(Trust me, Les Petits Chats were the only ones who could look good in the ponchos, and that's because they had handlebar moustaches as well. It was a look that I will never make my own.)
AH I get it now, sorry! Things that are important, but not make or break. Just things that you want to share so that I can know you. Then I definitely want to know these things! I honestly can't think of much that I could share in return, though...I feel a little boring sometimes.
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the first time i met giorno i pissed into a teapot and poured it into a teacup and served it to him because i already knew that fucking brat was gonna be the worst thing
look we'll get to fugo
i'd rather talk about that kind of stuff in person
it's a tough story about him
lots of conflicting feelings
(if you grew a handlebar mustache i would lie to you and tell you i liked it even though i probably wouldn't)
god you are so far from boring. i think you're incredible. you've been places, you've seen so much, and
you make me smile so
fuck you
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I can't believe we were destined to be, united by our tendency to use piss as a weapon against those who wrong us. I can't believe that you would lie to me about horrendous facial hair. I can't believe that I'm so lucky as to have you think I'm interesting at all, yet here we are, romance is alive, and I have never been more in love!!!
I also can't believe you wouldn't be interested in a moustache ride, but we can save that for another day.
Also, we can save the Fugo conversation for whenever you're up to it, of course; I doubt that I'm going to die without knowing the full story, so at your leisure! As long as I don't have to worry about socking him in the face should he ever arrive, we'll be fine.
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fucking piss lords.
you said handlebar mustache that's different
when i see you again i wouldn't mind talking about him and other shit for a bit. because hey if you're in it for the long run you should probably know anyway and like i said i want you to know.
nah dont punch him he'll scream and try to stab you with a fork or something besides i cant blame him for how things turned out
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On one hand, I see your point. On the other, I really can't imagine that I'd look good with any moustache, so the point feels moot altogether. The fact remains that you'd turn down a perfectly good bout of whisker chafe!!!
How about this. You tell me about Fugo, I'll tell you about my mother, and we can eat way too much trashy food while we do so. Deal?
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sure. sounds like a deal to me.
if it's not too much i just you know
want to know those kinds of parts about you too
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I know. If I had more things to share, I would! It's just all rather plain, really. But then again, I guess everyone thinks that about their own history, don't they? So I'll do my best to share things, even if I think they're dry as sand.
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hey
id never get tired of learning more about you
just remember that ok?