i don't want to be in the middle of trying and then it turns out it doesn't fit and then we're at the hospital having to explain how somebody got their ass split in half or something
look i wouldnt be surprised if you didnt know how to fuck a dude they dont exactly teach that in school
ok if your partner isn't iris or it's not an iris moon, you want some lube first of all you're probably fine without condoms but i guess it depends on how much you guys care about that
now romantically speaking you wanna set the mood what's this guy like? what kind of person are they? are they the kind of person that likes to be serenaded or some shit or likes flowers affection you gotta know that too
the partner is definitely a romantic that's why i want to do it right flowers are good but i don't want to make a big deal out of spending a ton of money
i guess i want it to be sentimental not just fancy
oh are you gonna be taking it? i mean no judgment i like it both ways to be frank
all right make a home made meal something they'll like mohammed says you play guitar so maybe do something with that too decide where's a good place for this, either yours or theirs a bath can be pretty romantic too you know candles and shit like that
oh i dont care if you have your stand steal some just dont get caught or whatever
im probably not the best frame of reference but assuming it was mohammed yeah i'd be impressed and i'd know i was in for a good time or if it was some guy i'd been seeing for awhile
there you go that's a good plan i think that's something mohammed's even said to me before that he'd never been in love, much less on a date so i think introducing new experiences makes it more important than anything else
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romantic fucking?
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and then we're at the hospital having to explain how somebody got their ass split in half
or something
that's not romantic
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you DO know how sex works right?
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why the hell do you think i'm asking
i need stuff to get ready for it, right
like for prep
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they dont exactly teach that in school
ok if your partner isn't iris or it's not an iris moon, you want some lube first of all
you're probably fine without condoms but i guess it depends on how much you guys care about that
now romantically speaking
you wanna set the mood
what's this guy like? what kind of person are they?
are they the kind of person that likes to be serenaded or some shit
or likes flowers
affection
you gotta know that too
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not an iris
so
yeah
anyway
the partner is definitely a romantic
that's why i want to do it right
flowers are good
but i don't want to make a big deal out of spending a ton of money
i guess i want it to be sentimental
not just fancy
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i mean no judgment
i like it both ways
to be frank
all right
make a home made meal
something they'll like
mohammed says you play guitar so maybe do something with that too
decide where's a good place for this, either yours or theirs
a bath can be pretty romantic too you know
candles and shit like that
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i want it to be his choice
so for all i know it might be both
i just want to be ready
oh he told you that huh
that i play guitar
yeah i'm all right at it
would it be weird to get a hotel room
maybe that would be weird
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so definitely lube ok
yeah he mentioned it
so do that
pick a nice song for your romantic date
if it's a really nice hotel room then it's not weird
dont be cheap then it's fucking weird
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instead of having my stand just steal it for me
if it were you would that impress you
hotel and guitar and maybe roses
and lube
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im probably not the best frame of reference
but assuming it was mohammed yeah i'd be impressed and i'd know i was in for a good time
or if it was some guy i'd been seeing for awhile
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sooner or later people are going to start noticing
wait
not FOR ME
but for me like because i told him to
hmmmmm
actually
okay that gives me an idea
actually that's a really good idea maybe
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yeah? got a plan now?
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anyway yeah
you're right, i was thinking about it all wrong
i'm gonna forget about big or small or fancy or whatever
and do something that i think he'll like
and that he's never had
then it'll be the good kind of special
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there you go
that's a good plan
i think that's something mohammed's even said to me before
that he'd never been in love, much less on a date
so i think introducing new experiences makes it more important than anything else
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anyway
that helps a lot thanks
looks like you did it again