ok you gotta start by putting a strand of hair in some of the products and i mean like whatever's in a box that is easy to miss initially but it cant be yours so this will get weird
I mean that part's easy enough I can just like. Take some hair from Mista. He won't mind. And like he wears a hat all the time so nobody even knows he has hair so nobody's going to suspect him.
Okay so I got the hair - hypothetically I didn't just steal some hair from Mista like right now - and I just put it in some of the stuff. Then what? I put up a review of the place like 'ew, there's a hair in my stuff, did anyone else find a hair in the stuff from here'?
make multiple online accounts discuss the hair problem see other people get involved hopefully witness the manager panicking and trying to defend herself
Thanks for this, by the way. If I don't do stupid shit like this at the start of each month I end up wanting to like. Tear people's arms off and then shove them bloody end first up whichever of their bodily orifices is most convenient. Or make anonymous posts about being fucked up. And the former is apparently looked down upon by polite society and the latter is kind of embarrassing so.
nah i super get it i used to have an outlet but now im just trying to not burn shit down or kick someone's ass or something so i'm all about revenge fantasies hell yeah
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like super fucked up
we need a better revenge plan
fuck this manager
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you gotta start by putting a strand of hair in some of the products
and i mean like whatever's in a box that is easy to miss initially
but it cant be yours so this will get weird
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Okay so I got the hair - hypothetically I didn't just steal some hair from Mista like right now - and I just put it in some of the stuff. Then what? I put up a review of the place like 'ew, there's a hair in my stuff, did anyone else find a hair in the stuff from here'?
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discuss the hair problem
see other people get involved
hopefully witness the manager panicking and trying to defend herself
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Thanks for this, by the way. If I don't do stupid shit like this at the start of each month I end up wanting to like. Tear people's arms off and then shove them bloody end first up whichever of their bodily orifices is most convenient. Or make anonymous posts about being fucked up. And the former is apparently looked down upon by polite society and the latter is kind of embarrassing so.
Revenge fantasies it is.
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i used to have an outlet but now im just trying to not burn shit down or kick someone's ass or something
so i'm all about revenge fantasies hell yeah